*wakes up from coma*
mom: great now that you’re awake you can do those chores i asked you to do
98% of my life is ????? with a little ¿¿¿¿¿
””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“” i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.